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Beagle Hell

Passes rule 3.

Passes rule 3.

And now itā€™s time for Ixā€™s Mistake Corner.

This post should have passed rule 4 in addition to rule 3 and 5.

This one is less clear cut but I think itā€™s not unreasonable to say that it should have passed 4 in addition to 3 and 5 as well.

As a bonus for me messing up a bit again Iā€™ll narrow the list down to my top 10 from the year so far and assure you that all of the rules are from this selection of movies:
Summary

  1. No Hard Feelings

  2. Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

  3. Past Lives

  4. Beau Is Afraid

  5. Polite Society

  6. Barbie (I watched this since this round started so it doesnā€™t count)

  7. Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse (itā€™s Across not Beyond. I was just confused when I last listed)

  8. Nimona

  9. Asteroid City

  10. The Prince (technically itā€™s not a movie but fuck off this is the best movie of the year)

Okay so why canā€™t I make a numbered list counting down what the fuck?

Hey so this forum software is judging me, it wonā€™t let me post ā€œHell Hell Hellā€ because it says ā€œAn error occurred: Body seems unclear, is it a complete sentence?ā€

So two requests: btp, make it stop judging me
Ix: Can you tell me how you would judge a post that just said ā€œHell Hell Hellā€?

Please and thank you.

This post passes no rules.

This hypothetical post posted at this point in time passes no rules.

I also canā€™t post ā€œBeagle Beagle Beagleā€

Passes no rules.

This hypothetical post posted at this point in time also passes no rules.

In the first round I just started adding random emojis to the end of really short posts. It seemed to accept them at that point.

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:spider::man:

Passes rule 3. Iā€¦ okay yeah passes rule 2 as well.

mmmmmmmmmm :zap::train:

I think thereā€™s an argument to be made that this is a rule 4 pass. And Iā€™ll accept it. Yeah.

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:spider:-:man:
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:boom::interrobang::spider::canned_food:

I am really getting into the spirit of the original Postmaking threads.

You sure are, sadly this passes rule 2 only. wait fuck no this is a rule 4 pass as well. Almost didnā€™t even notice.

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:fishing_pole_and_fish: :male_detective: :: :fly: :fly:
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Passes rule 3 only.

:spider:-:man:

:boom::interrobang: :canned_food:
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:fishing_pole_and_fish: :male_detective: :: :fly:
:eyes: :warning: :wave:

Passes rule 3 only.

:spider:-:man: .

Passes rule 3 only.

:spider: .